Sunday, July 29, 2007

Mi novia quiere sexo


Yo estaba viendo una película en mi casa con mi novia. Todo marchaba bien. Moco Parte 2 se estaba comiendo un calzón que sobro de anteayer. En la película hay una escena de sexo bien erótica y eso me paro el bicho de cantazo. Parece que mi novia se puse medio horny también y me paso la mano por encima del pantalón y sintió el webo parao. Me miro a los ojos con una carita bellacona y me dejo entender que ella quería meter mano. Tu sabes, sacando la lengüita y mirando pal piso. El problema es que mis papas estaban en la cocina y no podíamos hacer nada, pero yo le dije que podíamos ir por ahí en carro a dar una vuelta. No le dije que era pa chichar, mas bien le dije que podíamos comer algo por ahí y gastar gasolina por el área. Yo quería llevarla a un motel y zumbar pa bajo. Tanta leche le nubla el cerebro a cualquiera. Que sucede. La llaman por teléfono de que la abuelita esta bien enferma y que la iban a llevar al hospital. Se tuvo que ir. Y me dejo la caseta monta. Menos mal que cuando se fue de casa me dijo al oído: “Pronto papito”. Wowww, ese me puso la piel de gallina. Me tuve que hacer tres casquetas corridas de lo bellaco que me puso. Ahí lo tienen, mi novia esta aflojando el tostón y pronto me lo comeré con mayoketchup.

25 comments:

Mariposa Traicionera said...

oye, tu novio no leera este blog, no?

Anonymous said...

Felicidades Manny, ya era hora que pasaran a la segunda base avanza a tirartela que estás bien lento, la verdad que no se como puedes.

Unknown said...

novio? jajaja yo no soy bugarron.. tengo novia.. pero no, ella no sabe del blog.. si lo sabe me deja

mia, pues lo importante es que el tren ya esta a toda marcha.. amen

Lord Viagra said...

¡En buena hora! :)

Anonymous said...

se le acabo la leche que le dejaron en punta cana

Unknown said...

en punta cana no le dieron na de leche... solamente ron y langosta..

Anonymous said...

no se la dieron, se la empujaron

Unknown said...

ahii mira.. este anonimo esta graciosito.. mi novia es fiel

Anonymous said...

tienes fotos de tu novia desnuda?

Unknown said...

anonimo.. no tengo fotos de ella desnuda. ojala tuviera!

Anonymous said...

ok tirame un email que yo tengo.

Unknown said...

un email pa q?

Anonymous said...

pa mandarte las fotos de tu novia.

Anonymous said...

benne benne un tio que no solo chiva a sus amigos en la calle si no a todo el mundo en la red

seguid asi

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