Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Cocodrilos en Puerto Rico: los come nalgas


Hace poco mi vecino me dijo que en Puerto Rico hay caimanes escondidos en los ríos esperando atacar a la gente. Eso a mi me asusto mucho porque yo no quiero morir en la boca de un cocodrilo. Me puse a buscar por Internet casos de personas que han sido atacadas por caimanes, reptiles, cocodrilos, focas, etc. y en verdad que me quede pasmado. Una historia que me impresiono fue de un bebe que estaba en un lago jugando con la arena y los papas estaban sentados leyendo un libro. La mama se levanta para tomarte una foto a la bebe y de momento sale un cocodrilo gigante y se lleva a la nena por la cabeza pal fondo del lago. Dos días mas tarde encontraron el cadáver flotando. Esta historia nos debe dar una lección: no confíes en las orillas de agua porque en cualquier momento puede salir un mostro, cocodrilo, tiburón (como en la escena de Deep Blue Sea que se come a Samuel L. Jackson) o caimán y te coma completo. Eso debe ser cruel y doloroso ver a un familiar ser atacado por un animal. Si es cierto que en Puerto Rico hay cocodrilos sueltos, es tiempo de hacer algo porque quien sabe si tu serás la próxima victima. Yo sugiero hacerles trampas en los ríos como trampas de cocolía para que entren y se queden adentro. Después los cogemos y los quemamos en una fogata gigante en febrero, el mismo día que quemamos los árboles de navidad.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oye Manny
Antes de que te afeites los guevos, seria buena idea sacarle una foto ...diras para que? bueno leyendo tu documental de los cocodrilo se me ocurrio ke deben inventar algo para asustarlos. La idea es ke te comuniques con el departamento de recursos naturales , le des la foto , estos lo reproduscan y amplien y coloquen en las orillas de los rios, asi a los cocodrilos se le va el hambre. ATT. Doctor Mecanico

Unknown said...

ja ja que chistoso.. no me dio ni risa... jajaja mentira, yo les digo a las chicas que me leen.. que mi bicho es grande

Anonymous said...

es que me encojono, cada vez que entro juro que no volvere y vuelvo a leer, que cabron masoquista soy.

Unknown said...

jajaja anonimo.. aceptalo.. es un vicio... gracias por entrar.. un abrazo de paloma para ti

Anonymous said...

Ja ja ja ay!! Ósea callensen los dos!!!! Pk en vez de estar peliando no salen a buscar una solución a todo estooo!!!???


att.la asesina

Anonymous said...

Ay ke matarlosss!!!!!o capturarlos y cocinarlos para comer!! Mmm..drlicioso!!

Att.la asesina

Anonymous said...

El cocodrilo mayor es que vive pendiente a las mujeres casadas . Asecha constante a tu mujer y espera el momento apropiado para deborarla .Luego te la deja como si nada hubiera pasado.

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