Tuesday, August 18, 2009

La mujer motora me da trabajo


Anoche no pude dormir quizás por gases que tenia después de comerme una ensalada de carrucho con tostones. Otra posibilidad es que me puse a pensar en mi vida y me asuste. Yo tengo muchos planes pero casi ninguno lo he podido hacer porque no hay dinero. Se me han ocurrido ideas cabronas para recoger dinero pero para hacerlas me cuesta mas dinero y destruye el propósito. La cosa es que la mujer motora me llamo hoy y me pregunto si yo quería un guiso que ella me ofreció: limpiar unas casas abandonadas en San Juan y me pagan 100 pesos al dia. Yo le dije que yo me apuntaba. La mujer motora resulta que tiene muchas conexiones y parece que tiene amigos contratistas. Así que si trabajo por par de días puedo comprarme un Xbox 360 y podré vivir un poco mas en paz. Tengo que comprar un regalo a un amigo mio que se casa con la jeva. Ellos llevaban como 8 años de novios y por fin se casa. Eso de casarse yo no lo entiendo pero pues… hay gente mas loca.

Algo cabron es que Maritere consiguió un perrito puppy y ella le puso de nombre Toledo.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Manny, yo tampoco entiendo lo de casarse! Éxito en tu nuevo trabajo!

Distroyel said...

Don Manny, quiero felicitarlo. Su banner está muy cabronamente hijueputa. Y que hasta "The most interesting man", ese tipo si que sabe coño.

En lo del trabajo, pues... Por lo menos la mujer motora te dió algo, aunque no haya sido penca.

Pencas con Pan.

Josué said...

la mujer motora te quiere!

la caSada said...

Manny, el puppy de tu hermana debe der feito, porque si se parece a Pedro Toledo....es un cabron feo jajaja!

Ahhh...suerte con el nuevo trabajo!

Anonymous said...

wipitiiiii cabron, acho mete mano ahí y amen con pan como tu dices jajaja

Anonima Chulita said...

Manny me encanta tu nuevo banner. Quedó chevere.

Y que bueno q la chica te buscó trabajo. Espero q todo te salga bien.

Yuly said...

productiva la chica... deberias invitarla a la boda!

El Cab3zud() said...

Manny quedo confirmado!!! La chica motora siente algo por ti, o solo te dio el trabajo por compasion.. verificate eso bien!!! Y Toledo usado como nombre de perro esta cabron!! jejeje!!!

Markus said...

ok la mujer motara te dio un trabajito, pues aprovechalo mongolo y mira ver si mejoras tu situacion

shey said...

manny eso de los $100 esta bueno mira a ver que haces...

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