Monday, August 31, 2009

Tirando tiros en la calle

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Estaba bebiéndome una Corona Light en casa de mi vecino cuando de momento escucho un ruido como si fuera de un petardo en la carretera. Salgo pa fuera pa ver lo que era y había un nene llorando con sangre en las manos. Le acababan de pegar un tiro al nene y yo salí corriendo pa casa a buscar alcoholado y mi vecino llamo el 911. Dos horas después llego la policía. Era una mujer policía que se estaba comiendo un hot dog con papitas porque la mangue comiendo antes de salir del carro. Cuando llega, al rato llega una ambulancia a recoger al nene. Resulta que el tiro no le traspaso nada, sino que lo guayo un poco por las manos y la espalda pero nada le paso. Eso fue magia de Jesús o algo así. Frente a casa salio medio mundo, hasta un viejo que nunca sale que le dicen Don Culo. Se formo un bembe cabron de bochinche en la carretera, la gente hablando mierda sobre la criminalidad, maldiciendo a Luis Fortuño, gente encabrona por la pobreza y hasta un tipo mando pal carajo a otro vecino que le debe chavos. La mujer policía no estaba buena lamentablemente, pero tenia unas nalgas extra crispy. Fue un vacilon cabron, pero me dio pena el nene ese. Nunca supimos que fue exactamente lo que paso, pero nadie en verdad le intereso saber. Menos mal que no fue a mi porque si me paso algo mis padres se morirían del susto. Eso te lo garantizo.

33 comments:

EL LOCO DE LA ESQUINA said...

Manny cabron que ha pasado que ya no te trepas al techo a espiar y dar seguridad, consiguete una gotcha (paintball gun) y cuando pase algo así los llenas de color a quien sea. esa mierda duele....

Manny said...

yo necesito una pistola.. pero no tengo licencia

Don Procopio said...

Ya dieron de alta al nene?

Manny said...

si ya lo dieron de alta.. fue una boberia lo que le paso... hoy lo vi jodiendo en la calle de nuevo

Psyfurius said...

...y que edad tenía el nene?

Manny said...

que se yo..como 15 o algo asi

j.darko said...

Manny imaginate, esa bala te pudo haber rosao el bicho a ti... La gente esta loca hay que tener cuidao!

Tendo said...

Una vez yo meti un perdigon por el roto del bicho.

HERCOLUBUS said...

MANNY JAMON.

Don Procopio said...

dialo Tendo un perdigón es como parir como un hijo por el bicho

la caSada said...

Uy! Manny, ya ni en la casa de uno no nos sentimos seguros!!

Miralo asi, o la bala era para el nene por venganza o algo asi, o un tiro loco, una bala perdida que iba pa ustedes y el nene la detuvo con sus manos...mmmm eso sono bien Superman!

j.darko said...

esa bala tenia ya el nombre de BICHOKONG en ella! ese pobre ni~o la detuvo... agradecele la vida Manny!

Manny said...

yo no se si esa bala iba pa mi o no... pero la bala nunca la encontraron... que loco!

Hercolobo, dios bendiga el feto que te vio nacer

Peligro said...

Manny deja de tratar de comerte a suertudo y vuelve a Melmac tu planeta de origen.

Gajonauta said...

Ay bendito, si nos pegamos con los excelentes chistes de Peligro. El jura que da gracia.

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