Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Moco Parte 3 es un bellaco


¿Alguna vez te has puesto a mirar algo con detenimiento y el tiempo se te va a las millas? Pues algo así me pasó los otros días. Estaba desayunando avena y una empanadilla de chapín cuando volteo la mirada y mis ojos quedan congelados en las bolas de Moco Parte 3, mi perro.

Mientras me quedaba mirándole las bolas, veo como el bicho de Moco Parte 3 comienza a expandirse lentamente. Las bolas se inflaron, luego el tronco del bicho se acomoda, se pone mas cilíndrico y lentamente (pero mi gente, bien lento, tan lento que confunde) empieza a salir un lipstick rosita de ese prepucio. Ese bicho rosita con una punta llena de distrofia empieza a grabarse en mi mente y me pone en una situación incomoda y peligrosa. Lo mas cabrón de todo esto es que había más bicho rosita por fuera en proporción con el resto del bicho dentro del prepucio, algo que es totalmente diferente con los hombres.  Si eres hombre o una mujer ligona, sabes que el bicho humano solamente tiene una punta por fuera, lo demás esta protegido por el pellejo conocido como pellejito del amor.

Mi mirada estaba congelada al ver este acto de la naturaleza canina. No pasaron ni 15 segundos y Moco Parte 3 tenia el bicho tan parao que daba envidia. Las razones de por qué Moco Parte 3 se puso tan bellaco son desconocidas, pero la noche anterior yo le di de comer carrucho viejo (de 2 meses atrás) y una caja de chocolate que me regaló la nena que se molestó conmigo por regalarle una sola flor de San Valentín. ¿Esto le hace daño?  ¿Se puso bellaco por que vió porno por televisión? Moco Parte 2 comía hasta su propia mierda y nunca le pasó nada malo… además que si se ponía bellaco se iba pal’ patio y allí se rascaba el bicho con la grama.

30 comments:

Sin_Memoria said...

lo tiene mas grande q arriaga y tu juntos

Anonymous said...

Solo digo una cosa: Manny Colón debe de tener facil 2 terabytes de fotos de cuanta mierda hay para su blog, jeje.

Usted es Campeón de Puerto Rico e Islas Vírgenes , tu lo sabes.

btw Moco merese su propio Blog.

Adrover said...

Si. No estoy soñando. Acabo de leer la detallada descripción de una erección canina.

Unknown said...

Sin_Memoria, yo no se. quizas.

merdocrata, tengo un equipo de trabajo bien grande. yo, mami y Dios.

Miguel, jeje.. bienvenido al mundo donde cada vez que veas el bicho de un perro pensaras en mi.

Anonymous said...

jsja que cosa tan cabrona. Te imagino cogiendo la camara para sacarle la foto.

Adrover said...

¿Qué cosa es más fea que la maceta de un perro?

Cooki3 said...

El otro dia me entero de quien es Moco parte 2 y ya se murio, tiene sustituyo y para colmo vino virau. Que descanse en PAN Moco Parte 2!

Manny consiguele una perra, buscate a Mocosa Parte 1, asi sea en los clasificados xD

MORFEA said...

Bueno Manny,por lo menos lo viste solamente.
Mi abuela tenia un perro (Rasputin) que cuando se ponia bellaco (todo el tiempo)se trataba de montar en quien fuera,desde niños jugando en la calle hasta la pobre vieja...Jajajaja!!!!

Los vecinos terminaron por matarlo a palos.

Anonymous said...

No no creo que lo miraste solamente, y tampoco creo que es primera vez y que te sorprende... creo que se lo toqueteaste o hasta lamiste, pedazo de enfermo!

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