Thursday, December 07, 2006

Maldita sea Plaza del Sol en Bayamon

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Hoy me fui a Plaza del Sol a ver que compraba de regalo para mis viejos y mi hermana. También iba a comprar par de cosas pa unos panas y una amiga. Doy una vuelta por todo el sitio chequeando los especiales. Pare un rato a ver las tiendas caras pa babearme de cosas que no puedo comprar (aunque saque una tarjeta de crédito hace poco, pero no quiero endeudarme todavía) y luego fui a lo que vine. Entre a Walmart y compre unas tshirts pa mami y papi, y para mi hermana le compre el CD porquería ese de Don Omar porque fue lo que me pidió. A mis panas les compre gift cards de $10 en La Casa de los Tapes y a la amiga un peluchito que cuando uno lo aprieta dice: “I love you”. Después de la travesía por las tiendas me voy al food court a comer algo, tenia una hambre bien cabrona. Empiezo a ver los menues de los sitios y me antoje de Cajun Chicken, en un sitio medio chino. Pido la comida y un refresco grande, pago y cojo la bandeja con to las bolsas pa buscar un asiento en to ese revolu de gente. Encuentro un spot bien chévere, aunque el asiento que estaba al lado mío estaba forrao de ketchup. Parece que un nene se puso guapo y empezó a joder con eso. Empiezo a comer el cajun chicken que olía cabron… Que sucede, por jodiendas de la vida decido estirarme un poco porque me sentía incomodo en esa sillita pequeña. Todo el mundo sabe que esas sillas fueron diseñadas para duendes. Entonces, milagrosa y espantosamente se inclina para atrás la silla demasiado del piso y me fui completo pa tras con to y silla, y me di esa mata frente a todo el mundo en medio del food court de Plaza del Sol. Todo el mundo, literalmente, todo el mundo estaba mirándome y había un cabronal de personas riéndose. Pa colmo me cayo ketchup en la tshirt blanca que tenia. No he pasado peor bochorno en mi vida que esto. Le hice el día a miles de personas. Hubo hasta aplausos entre la gente. Al rato, personal de seguridad se acerco a mi para ver si todo estaba bien y me ofrecieron atención medica pero les dije que estaba bien. También personas que estaban alrededor fueron a preguntarme si estaba bien. Ya sentado otra vez, termino el pollo y me voy pal carajo. En casa me empezó a dolor la espalda pero mami me dio un sobito de Bengay… Que por cierto, me recomendaron pasármelo por las bolas.

40 comments:

Indecencia said...

acho manny... tu eres de mentira verdad?.... no importa, yo tengo experiencia con los de tu especie... y bueeeeeno, ese del bangay debe estar bueno jajajaa (esperando ansiosa y maliciosamente que cuentes la terrible experiencia)

Manny said...

indecencia, por el momento soy de carne y hueso a menos que todo sea un sueno... o una matrix.. como en la pelicula

pues luego contare sobre el bengay.. stay tuned jeje

Shinita said...

Eah rayo Manny... eso quedó pasao. Yo en todos momentos estaba pensando que era que te robaron los paquetes por ir con la bandeja en la mano, o peor, que te caíste caminando con todo eso encima. Pero coño, qué matá te has dado. Tan malo que es eso. Y la cuestión es que te terminaste el pollo. Yo hubiese estado roja como tomate, hirviendo, con ataque de ansiedad, jajaja. Espero que no te salgan moretones. Y by the way, bengay en las bolas, what!!! Ponte un aftershave o aloe mejor, o un cooling gel.

Manny said...

shinita, es que tenia una hambre cabrona y tenia que terminar el plato.. no es bueno dejar comida...

bueno, eso de bengay fue lo que me recomendaron.. pero un cooling gel?.. no se, deja ver q pasa

Iguana Lola said...

Ay, mijo... como experta en caidas abochornosas en publico se lo mucho que eso molesta, pero pues... le hubieras dicho a los guardias que ibas a demandar y te daban una Tarjeta de Regalo gratis.

Lo de Bengay en las bolas me suena medio raro, mejor untate aloe en el culo y desearas ser gay.

Manny said...

jaja... iguanita, yo no soy gay.. pero eso del bengay fue que lo dijeron en un comment.. de que hace que no te crezca pelo webal (quizas chochal tambien). Fijate, no se me ocurrio preguntar lo de la Tarjeta de Regalo... a ti te han dao alguna?

carol said...

Ir a Plaza del Sol es una traición al Canton Mall y a Rio Hondo!!

Manny said...

es que en Canton Mall me estan buscando pa darme unos tecatos ahi... es un revolu que despues cuento, me duele la cabeza.

Rio Hondo lo pusieron bonito ahora, pero no tienen muchas tiendas buenas...

Alco said...

Cuenta lo de los tecatos!

Indecencia said...

no no, que cuente lo del bengay....que paso, ya?

Juan said...

hay mijo, que show !!!! imagino te fuiste con una bolsa en la cara....rayos !! tragame tierra. Y cuentanos si te pasaste bengay en las bolas, jajaja a ver que sentiste o que estas sintiendo ahora ....pero es mi deber advertirte que puedes llegar al hospital si te pones eso en las bolas...espero no sea tarde...

Manny said...

oye alco, tu eres penepe como yo?.. Pareces penepe, welcome to the PNPs Club!

ya pronto vengo con lo que me paso con los tecatos y el Bengay ese.. uyy

C said...

Oye Manny y sus cuates cuando van a empezar a recoger para la Fianza del más buscado, jajjaja

Manny said...

oye c ni me lo recuerdes... eso es persecusion con alguien puro y humilde como el ilustrado Dr. Pedro Rossello. Yo estoy confiado de que saldra libre de toda acusacion y que volvera a reinar en el 2008 junto a su esposa Magia.

Anonymous said...

Saludos

Honestamemente lamento mucho el bochornoso suceso en Plaza del Sol.
Mi mejor recomendacion es que regreses a Plaza del Sol al Departamento de Seguridad y les digas que has estado sintiendo dolores de espalda y que necesitas copia del Incident Report del dia que te caiste. (Se supone que el Depto. de Seguridad siempre tenga uno en el expediente). Si no te lo quieren dar entonces notificales que procederas legalmente. Veras que en semanas se comunican contigo y te envian un cheque. Una tia mia se cayo en San Patricio y le dieron $5,000 asi que aguzate. NO es tu culpa que la silla estuviese rota, ademas no sabes si esos dolores de espalda empeoren con el tiempo y realmente necesites del $$$$. Good Luck!

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