Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Me afeite las bolas, pero no me gusta

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Por curiosidad, compre un kit de afeitar para quitarme todo el matorral que tengo en los webos. He cultivado pelo webal por mucho tiempo, aunque confieso que una vez me pase una tijerita pa cortarme un poco el pelo para que se me vea el bicho mas grande. Estaba viendo por televisión un reportaje sobre el sexo y se me ocurrió que quizás mis problemas de bicho mongo tiene que ver con la cantidad masiva de pelo que tengo. Así que me di a la tarea de ir a Walgreens y compre un kit para recortar pelo por $25, mas el jodio tax ese, y ponerlo a prueba afeitándome completamente mi área webal y áreas cercanas. Anteriormente había dicho que prefería que una mujer me afeitara, pero cambie de parecer. Una de mis preocupaciones era que como no alcanzo el culo, pues puedo destruir la simetría de pelo que tenia entre webo y culo. Bueno, llego a casa y abro el kit y me voy pal baño. Me quito la ropa, conecto la maquina al enchufe y me meto en la bañera. Comienzo a pasármela suavecito pa no cortarme. Tengo un amigo que se corto por el sobaco cuando intentaba afeitarse. Me voy quitando el pelaje poco a poco, hasta que no quedaba pelo largo. Después me paso gel pa afeitar y con la navaja me lo dejo completamente desnudo. No se por que carajo, pero mi bicho sin pelo se ve viejito. No me gusta como se ve ahora, antes la apariencia del bicho era un misterio, pero ahora me da pesadillas. Se me ve mas grande de seguro, pero el pellejo asusta... parece un pavito. Estoy loco porque crezca otra vez. No se que hacer.

31 comments:

carol said...

simetria de pelo haha

C said...

o sea que parece un pajarito recien nacido, chiquitito y pelón, jajaja

Indecencia said...

estas loco manny, los bichos y los webos afeitados, son más cheveres.... muestraselos a tu jeva, ya tu verás como te los come completitos... ahora si... me imagino que antes con ese matorral, nadie iba pa'lla abajo

Manny said...

es que no tengo jeva ahora... estoy puyu!

Indecencia said...

bueno ahora con el bicho y los webos acicalaos.. te vas a conseguir una jeva rapido... tu solamente tira el comentario a la ligera y ya tu veras como les da curiosidad

Anonymous said...

Tirate una foto y posteala en el blog.

Manny said...

bueno.. si hay alguna chica disponible para sano entretenimiento y no tan sano tambien.. pues que me escriba al email a ver q pasa...

anonymous, ya he puesto foto mia antes.. busca en mis posts pasados..

Lord Picis said...

Si te aplicas Bengay, no te crecen mas, chequealo.

Manny said...

Bengay?... y como es eso?.. despues que no me joda las bolas.. no me quiero quedar infertil

Shinita said...

Lord? Es eso cierto? Mira que tengo un perfecto candidato para eso (ya que lo veo muy cobarde para un laser treatment), muajaja. :P

Manny said...

yo necesito laser en el culo..

Shinita said...

no duele... mete mano

Manny said...

yo le tengo miedo a eso... pero lo necesito.. a donde lo hacen y cuanto vale?

Alco said...

Cabrón, me estoy meando de la risa....y me gustan tus tags:

afeitar culo masivo


LOL

Shinita said...

No sé en dónde lo hagan allá en PR. Y tampoco sé precios para esa área nada más, jeje. Me imagino que no mucho, comparando con package brazilian extendido que sale en $2,300 más o menos. Y no da tanto miedo, sólo la 1ra vez. Y antes de cada sesión, que te pongan el "ice pack" primero para adormecerte el canto. ;)

Manny said...

uy.. jeje.. eso tiene que dolor con cojones... estoy indeciso, me tienes que convencer..

alco, saludos... gracias por escribir en los comments.. y que te hayan gustado mis tags: directo al punto.

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