Friday, November 30, 2007

En casa se formo un arroz con culo


Por alguna razón que desconozco, en la casa de uno siempre se forma una pelea cabrona. Pasa porque pasa y uno nunca se lo espera. Ayer parece que los ánimos de todo el mundo estaban caídos o alguien empezó a joder a los demás. Yo llegue tarde a casa porque fui pal cine con mi novia y cuando regrese esta mami llorando en la sala. Me dijo con coraje, vete pa tu cuarto y no preguntes nada. Voy pa donde papi y el estaba leyendo un libro de Rossello de lo mas contento. Yo le pregunto si habían peleado. El dijo que no, que fue mi hermana que vino con una malacrianza asquerosa. Eso me encojono bien cabron y salgo corriendo en medias pal cuarto de Maritere. Ella estaba en la cama con unos headphones escuchando música. Le empiezo a decir que me diga que carajo paso aquí. Empezó a decir que mami se molesto con ella porque le encontró un condón debajo de la cama. Parece que mi hermana se pasa chingando con el noviecito ese que parece un alien. Yo le dije a mi hermana que eso era mala de ella porque yo siempre escondía los condones en un sitio especial que nadie sabe. Ella viene y me dice que de ese supuesto sitio especial que nadie sabe fue donde encontró el condón para eventualmente usarlo con su noviecito (quizás son como jevitos o amigos para chichar). Yo no entiendo como un hombre puede enamorarse de mi hermana si el pezón de ella parece un chicharrón volao. Bueno, siempre hay alguien para uno. Mi hermana parece que se puso a pensar y fue a pedirle perdón a mami. Pero la condena le choteo a mami que ese condón era mío y le dijo donde era mi escondite. Mami salio corriendo pal cuarto a ver donde era y me mango tres revistar porno, un video, unas cartas de baloncesto pero de porno, 10 condones, un lubricante, un canto de carne podrio que se me quedo ahí y una carta de amor bellaca que me hizo una mujer hace muchos anos atrás que todavía usaba para jalarme de la bellaquera. Mami se enfureció y me dijo que estas Navidades me prepara porque Santa Clos no iba a venir. Me dio una pavera cabrona porque Santa Clos es mami y ella siempre esta aqui. Jajaja.. pero nada, yo la sigo queriendo porque hay que amar a los padres para poder ir al cielo.

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

que carajo!?!? cuantos años tu tienes otra vez??? viviendo con los pais???

Unknown said...

tengo 31.. cual es el problema de vivir con los papas?.. dime

Anonymous said...

No crees q ustedes estan bastante viejos pa' q los pai se esten metiendo en su vida privada.

Y bastante viejos para estar viviendo con los pai, parecen nenes chiquitos, q si santa clos no va a venir. jajaja tan patético q da grasia

Unknown said...

a mi no me importa si mami quiere hablar de Santa Clos, yo amo a mami porque ella me pario y si ella cree que yo creo en Santa Clos pues es problema de ella...

yo solamente creo en Dios y en el mesias

mis padres pueden meterse en mi vida porque yo no tengo nada que ocultar, si ellos descubren mis condones a mi no me molesta tanto.. al principio es un pasme cabron pero despues se me quita...

Anonymous said...

jajaja! Manny siempre en las navidades pasa algo, una vez en mi casa habia una fiestas y yo me puse a imitar a una vieja que vive alfrente de casa que se pasaba gritando el nombre de su nieto y mi abuela me escucho y salio corriendo y empezo a darme alfrente de todos y mi mai se enfogono y to el mundo empezo a pelear, por poco tiraron el lechon al pizo y to, yo me imagino que si tu llegas a estar alli y ese lechon cae al pizo tu vas a explotar a todo el mundo del encojonamiento que te va a dar, anonimo, para mi que tu vives es un mundo demasiado de real, mas real que la realidad por que no sabes distinguir cuando algo no es en serio, o eres una persona bien mayor de edad o eres una persona con guille de mayor de edad, tranquilo.. y no seas una barilla, sonriele a las cosas mas simples de la vida y no vas a perder tu tiempo escribiendo de que esto era patetico y que se yo que! :p

Unknown said...

gracias tendo por decirse eso al anonimo... yo soy real pero hay gente que dice que soy de plastico jaja.. oye, tengo una admiradora que me dijo que le mamara el culo jajaja que cosa mas loca...

Anonymous said...

Embuste!! por aqui o por myspace!!! si es Jodeina te las apuntastes titere!!

Unknown said...

ojala fuera Jodeina!!! pero hay q tener cuidao.. puede ser mi novia o una amiga de ella espiando

Anonymous said...

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Unknown said...

kiki, gracias por entrar a mi blog... me alegra que te guste y amen con pan para ti... feliz navidad tambien

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