Thursday, October 25, 2007

Hay una peste a vomito en el carro de mi novia

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Yo estaba en casa esperando que mi novia me buscara para salir a comer en Pollo Tropical. Me dieron unos antojos cabrones en comer pollo de calidad y se lo mencione a mi novia por el teléfono. Ella me dijo que me iba a buscar en 30 minutos para salir a comer juntos. Me puse las chancletas y un mahon. Me peine las bolas y la cabeza. Me eche un poquito de perfume del que a ella le gusta. Mi vecino me dijo que cuando las mujeres ven a un hombre con el zipper del pantalón bajao, ellas se ponen bellacas. Hoy iba a poner a prueba eso que me dijeron. Estaba en el balcón de casa esperando. Y seguía esperando. Como una hora después llego ella. Mi novia se estaciona frente a casa y me llama con la mano para que me montara. Yo busco las llaves para abrir el portón y empiezo a caminar lento pal carro para que me viera con el zipper bajao. Cuando me monto en el carro había una peste cabrona a vomito. Alguien se vomito en ese carro. Yo rápido le pregunto a ella si se vomito encima o algo así, pero ella me decía que no. Que ella no huele nada. Yo juraba por mi madre santa que ese carro olía a vomito. Yo tengo experiencia en oler vómitos porque me he vomitao encima un millón de veces (en partys, en casa, en casa de amigos, en la escuela, en la iglesia y en una guagua publica). Yo se que es vomitar, pero mi novia insistía que no olía a nada. Eso me estuvo sospechoso. A todas estas seguía con el zipper bajao. Llegamos a Pollo Tropical y nos bajamos a comer. Cuando íbamos entrando a la tienda un tipo se acerca a mi a decirme que tenia el zipper bajao. Yo me lo subo rápido mientras mi novia me veía. Ella se acerca a mi y me dice: Yo lo note horita pero quería ver si el bicho se salía por ahí. Una hora mas tarde estaba en el cuarto pajeandome de lo bellaco que me puso ese comentario. Comprobado el mito: zipper bajao = mujer bellaca.

24 comments:

Tendo said...

Manny... eso esta muy sospechoso... mas sospechoso que el caso que investigo el equipo de scooby doo en el episodio de cuando vinieron al morro, pero mirandolo de un lado menos pelu, pienso que quizas era mental o que tenias un moco bien apestoso en la nariz y por eso te daba olor mas que a ti pero a mas nadie, como si fuera un handsdree de celular que mas que tu lo escuchas y mas nadie pero para la nariz, un handsfree de peste...

Manny said...

tendo, puede ser eso.. pero yo siempre me saco los mocos... no se, esta raro...... ese vomito era combinacion humana y de perro sato

Tendo said...

Manny... Embuste!!! pues fue el perro sato humanoide que salio hoy en las noticias del 11 en la noticia del dia, dijeron que se pasaba vomitando carros... pense que eran mas que habladurias de la gente... pero resulto ser verdad.... debi de haber escuchado antes... que Dios se apiade de nuestras almas!

Manny said...

tendo.. yo no vi esa noticia... deja ver si la pasan de nuevo por las noticas nocturnas... pero si eso eso, es como un nuevo chupacabras?

Tendo said...

Manny.. podria ser.. hay que tomar medidas drasticas al respecto, hay que poner cuajitos guindaos con anzuelos de los palos y amarrar las gallinas con tape negro para que no se las lleve, por cierto, lo que dices del zipper es muy cierto, una vez entre a la iglesia y una vieja como de 80 a~os me lo vio aabierto y se puso tan bellaca que rompio a gritar, "Ese nene me pre~o por el culoooooo!!!" yo me pasme por que no era cierto, hay que tener cuidado con el zipper...

Manny said...

tendo.. tu eres un ejemplo vivo de la realidad...

zipper bajao = mujer bellaca

hay que ser responsable con eso, es un poder bien dificil de controlar

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