Saturday, April 28, 2007

Vecinos raros: espionaje


Hoy me paso algo bien raro. Estaba en casa y escucho una pelea en la casa del vecino. Yo me quede asomao por la verja pa ver que carajo estaba pasando. Se estaban hablando malo, diciéndose puta, cabron, pendejo, mamabicho, en fin, de todo un poco del manjar de las palabras malas. Esta gente parece que tienen problemas personales desde hace tiempo. Un día recuerdo que fui a la casa a venderle unas donas y me atendió la esposa. Ella tenia sangre en el pelo, como si un coco le hubiese caído en la cabeza. Yo me asuste, pero no le dije nada. Me fui corriendo pa casa y se lo conté a mami. Como 2 días después la policía llego a hablar con el marido. Yo me fui pal techo de casa para poder ver a los guardias, pero me mangaron cuando me tire un peo bien duro. El guardia me mando a bajar, pero me dejo ir porque le dije que estaba limpiando el techo. Era mentira. Estaba espiando. A mi me encanta espiar por ahí. Con todas las cosas que me han pasado recientemente debería ser espía profesional. No estaría mal chequear por ahí si los maridos tienen chillas con orgias sexuales, si se meten drogas, si se roban la luz, etc. Yo lo haría con gusto. El problema es que yo no tengo pistola, pero tengo una de juguete que se parece de verdad que puedo coger de bobo a to el mundo. Vamos a ver que pasa. Volviendo al tema, esa pelea estaba bien loca. A los 15 minutos, se quedaron en silencio. Me fui pa fuera a hablar con otro vecino (el que es mi amigo) y cuando miramos pal lado estaban ellos dándose un beso en la acera. El tipo engabanao se fue con un maletín y se monto en el carro. Que cosa mas rara. Voy a investigar.



24 comments:

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