Sunday, June 08, 2008

Bicho Kong diaries: Mi bicho es bien grande

Opinión sobre post: 
Yo llevo semanas buscando por Internet una foto o imagen representativa del tamaño de mi bicho para callar par de nenas que entran a mi blog a decirme que yo soy un paquetero, embustero, mal hablao, machista, canto ‘e cabron, hijo de puta, mamalon, nano-bicho. Pues encontré una foto (la que esta abajo) que es casi parecido pero no igual. Lo mio es mas grande y mas largo. Mas grueso y mas venoso. Mas lechero y mas carnoso. Muchas de ustedes me vendrán con el cuento mongo que todo el mundo ya sabe de que esto es mentira y que es imposible. Pues yo nací con muchos dones y talentos que Dios me dio y estoy orgulloso de que el mejor talento que tengo es que tengo un Bicho Kong.



28 comments:

Ralkee said...

esta bien castrosa la foto, wey eso me recordo un chiste:

Estaban 3 soldados de 3 diferentes paises (estados unidos, alemania y españa) presumiendo sobre sus ejercitos:

El aleman dice: Si pusieramos toda nuestra flota naval sobre el mar muerto y tomaran una foto desde el cielo, no se veria gota de agua alguna.

El gringo dice: Si pusieramos a todos nuestros soldados sobre estados unidos y tomaran una foto desde el cielo, no se veria el suelo.

El español dice: Nosotros tenemos un general que tiene la polla tan grande que si se le pararan todas las palomas del mundo a la vez no terminarían de cubrirsela por completo.

*redoble*

Hola, hace mucho que leo tu blog y es divertido.
Saludos.

Ralkee said...

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Marie said...

jajajaja ralkee eres español?

Ralkee said...

Eso quisiera pero no, Soy Mexicano.

Saludos marie.

Manny said...

ralkee, gracias por entrar espero leerte otra vez.. amen con pan y que viva Mexico!!!

Anonymous said...

Vayaa perooo k carajoo !!!!


Me mata si meteria con el
calgateee Diossss
me espera el cementerio

Anonymous said...

Vayaa perooo k carajoo !!!!


Me mata si meteria con el
calgateee Diossss
me espera el cementerio

scanmellllllll said...

Manny....

Fijate pai..es mi opinion..solamente...YO NO ESTOY PREMIAO..COMO MUCHOS POR AHI PERO TAMPOCO SOY NINGUN ENANO..PERO FIJATE!! TU SABES QUE ES...QUE DE PRONTO..TE DE UNA BELLAQUERA EN UN SITIO PUBLICO...EL TRABAJO....UN RESTAURANTE ECT..LA PLAYA HUYY ESO SI ME PASO EN CABO ROJO...SE TE PARE EL BICHO Y QUEDAS RETARTAO EN LA PAGINA DE CHEO???

TE DIGO NO ES FACIL....IMAGINATE CON UN BICHO KONG???

Andros el cabezon ]+[

Marie said...

Sabes, mi abuela y mi madre son españolas a mi me encantaria haber nacido alla, pero mi Puerto Rico es hermoso! Por eso tengo algunos rasgos de alla. Me gustaria mucho viajar a Sevilla, mas bien, me gustaria cantar por alla.

Robbie said...

identico al mio

Gatita said...

Con esa anaconda mata a cualquiera..no jodas!

rebec said...

Ni la yegua del vecino mio podria con este mastodonte. y cuidao que su esposo figura lo tiene grande.

nicegirlpr said...

No puede ser asi el Bicho Kong pq nunca se pararia.

Manny said...

bueno, en esa foto lo tengo mongo.. pero cuando se pone duro es como una anaconda... super duro y grande

Anonymous said...

robbie lo tienes enano con cojones

Anonymous said...

eri pasao a kaka chanta ctmare teni alklgun complejo de seguro te gusta la poronga marako qliao

yo la tngo bien grande y no ando poniendo blogs bien imbeciles y estupidos u ARE A FCKN ASSHOLE!! ja!

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