Thursday, June 21, 2007

Abeja en la playa


Salí con mi novia hace poco a caminar por la playa. Nos dimos muchos besos, pero nos tuvimos que ir rápido porque me pico una abeja en la mano. Me dolía con cojones que tuvimos que ir al hospital porque eso se me puso negro. La enfermera que me atendió me dijo que se infecto la mano porque la tenia sucia. Es que ese día por la mañana estaba bregando con el carro de mami que no prendía y pues se me quedo la mano llena de aceite. En el hospital me dieron una inyección para evitar mas complicaciones. Mi novia estaba bien asustada porque ella tenia un tío que se murió porque un perrito con rabia le mordió un pie y nunca fue al medico. Eso a mi me puso el culo bien cagao porque yo no quiero morir por culpa de una abeja. Estuve orándole a Dios que me curara la mano y que me diera fuerzas para aguantar la bellaquera. Par de horas después llego mi mama con mi hermana para chequear que todo estuviera bien. Mami se veía preocupada, pero Maritere estaba despista escuchando música con un Walkman. Parece que la inyección funciono porque la enfermera me dijo que podía irme a casa. Mi novia se puso bien alegre y me dio una sorpresita: un paquete de medias para salir. Eso me puso bien contento y le di un abrazo. Por la noche fuimos pa casa y vimos televisión hasta que me quede dormido y ella se fue pa su casa.

20 comments:

Lilith said...

Tenias que decirle a tu novia que se bajara las panties y te orinara donde te pico' la abeja.

Anonymous said...

Oi, achei teu blog pelo google tá bem interessante gostei desse post. Quando der dá uma passada pelo meu blog, é sobre camisetas personalizadas, mostra passo a passo como criar uma camiseta personalizada bem maneira. Até mais

Unknown said...

lilith, orin? jajaja que cosa mas loca... no me vengan a coger de pendejo jaja que ya me han cogido como 10 veces...

rodrigo.. no te entendi nada, amen para ti

Lord Viagra said...

La idea de Lillith suena interesante... jaja!

Unknown said...

Manny,

Lo dicen que lo del orín es cierto, digo lo he escuchado para las picas de agua viva...

Por otra lado, aquí te dejo una nueva manera de investigar si de verdad tu novia Te Ama:

Amor Verdadero

Unknown said...

noc3k, mi novia me ama con el calzoncillo chillao o con el webo pelu.. jaja bueno.. eso creo porque no me ha visto esnu

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yo tengo 31 y no soy virgen

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