Friday, June 22, 2007

Mahon con el bicho parao

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Cuando me levanto por la mañana casi siempre lo primero que hago es cagar. Cagar para mi es un problema serio porque tengo el bicho parao y se me hace difícil mear cuando estoy cagando. Se me hace difícil meter el bicho por el espacio que queda entre las piernas para poder mear tranquilo. Lo que hago ahora es mear primero para después cagar sin preocupaciones mientras leo revistas y hago sudoku. Después de cagar voy a la cocina a desayunar, pero con el webo todavía parao pero bien parao. Al pasar las horas el bicho se va tranquilizando hasta que se pone mongo y bobito. Ahora, cuando me pongo el mahon la cosa se pone peligrosa. El mahon frota el calzoncillo y lo vuelve a parar. Siempre me pasa desde que uso mahones, por eso a veces uso otro tipo de pantalón para que no andar todo el día con el problema de taparme la erección. Muchas veces lo que hago es pincharme el bicho con el calzoncillo cosa de que se tape con la correa. El problema de eso es que a veces se me asoma la punta del bicho fuera del mahon, bien cerca del ombligo, y puedo asustar a la gente humilde. No se que debo hacer. Si comprar otra cosa o simplemente vivir tranquilo con el bicho parao.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

yo creo que eso se arregla con una cita con manuela...

Manny said...

anonimo.. ya la manuela no me hace tanto efecto como antes

Lord Viagra said...

¡Noelia estaría orgullosa! :)

Manny said...

esta Noelia... a la verdad que la chocha que tiene esta bien grande... bipolar?

Anonymous said...

dichoso tu que tienes ese "problemita" yo no te dejaria salir del cuarto , solucion , mujer insasiable,mmmm, ja como yo . besitos

Manny said...

anonimo.. mujer insasiable? jajaja quien tu eres

Anonymous said...

Cualquier parecido con la pelicula "40 years old virgin" es pura coincidencia. Buscate una novia o novio, lo que mas te convenga.

Jose said...

Metetelo en el culo temprano en la mañana o meteselo a tu hermana si todavia sigue duro.

Sientate en el balcon con el culo
bien abierto, y deja que el viento
te sople el jollete, da dos vueltas y vete, y metetelo con disimulo y deja que tu culo, acaricie tu marron pues no tengo duda ninguna de que res Maricon.

JLO said...

Jaja buen post... el tema es q no te cagues el bicho a la mañana, es feo...

Como veras con el titulo de mi blog, mi problema es otro...

Tengo los huevos llenos

Liquid Princess said...

"Muchas veces lo que hago es pincharme el bicho con el calzoncillo cosa de que se tape con la correa." curioso en estos dias andaba yo leyendo el blog de jodeina el relato erotico que le envio un fan que la ha visto por web cam y casualmente hay una frase exactamente igualita a esa... no seras tu Manny? el fan de jode???

Manny said...

ojala fuera yo pero no fui yo... eso de bicho pinchao es algo universal entre los hombres... secreto de nosotros del club de machos

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