Sunday, May 20, 2007

Creo que me estoy enamorando

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Estos días me paso pensando en la muchacha esa que conocí en el puesto de gasolina. Ella es mas o menos linda, el cuerpo esta cabron, pero la carita es medio rara. Pienso en ella porque es quizás la primera mujer que le atrae mi personalidad. Me lo ha dicho. Las mujeres del pasado lo que querían era bicho y chupetazos, pero esta no. Cuando me dijo que ella no quería tener sexo hasta que conozca bien a la persona, quizás como 5 meses después, me dije a mi mismo que esta mujer es decente. Hoy día las mujeres lo que quieren es bicho a la cañona y uno como hombre civilizado se lo quiere dar a cambio de una buena conversación o una buena cena romántica en Pizza Hut. No se pero puede ser que soy un poco romántico a pesar de todo. A mi me gustan las mujeres sinceras que si apesta a culo que lo diga, que si le pica la chocha que lo diga, que si quiere un beso que lo pida. Dicen que uno busca en las mujeres cualidades similares a la madre. Lo único que no me gusta de mami es que me quiere regañar como si fuera un nene de 12 años, pero ya yo la tengo tranquilita últimamente. Dicen también que uno trata a las mujeres como uno trata a las hermanas o a la madre. Yo trato a las mujeres bien cabron. Para mi la chocha esta en un pedestal y yo simplemente soy un seguidor de sus poderes mágicos. Recientemente fui a comer al Zipperle con la muchacha. Me sentía incomodo con tanta comemierderia, pero ella me tranquilizo con un abrazo que lo continué con un peo que me tire porque me cayo mal el aperitivo.

26 comments:

Annette said...

Mi consejo: aguanta los peos hasta que por lo menos lleven par de meses saliendo, chico. Y aún así, un peo en un restaurante como que no combinan. Tómate algo para controlar los gases, una cosa es que le guste tu personalidad y otra es que desde ahora se tenga que oler tus peos!!!! OJO!!!!!

Manny said...

es cierto annette, es que no pude aguantarme y me lo tire con orgullo... pero la proxima vez me aguanto, se me olvida hacerlo. No la quiero asustar tan rapido

Blaster said...

jajaja Manny tu estas cabron. Las cosas que te pasan a ti no le pasan a nadie.

Manny said...

jaja.. blaster saludos

Jodeína said...

Tirando peos ya tan rapido? Espero que a ella le de gusto olertelos.. porque esos peos tuyos deben matar a a cualquiera....

Magita said...

tu te tiras pedos y yo me recontra cago de risa de alguna de las cosas que escribes... hace meses te vengo leyendo y hay dias en que llorar quiero y otros simplemente me pareces un ser especial... de hoy en adelante intentare comentarte.... suelkta los pedos no mas, que quien te quiera de a deveras, los tendra q aguantar... solo que debes darle tiempo a la grifera para que te quiera para que te aguante los peos!

Anonymous said...

jajaja tas kabron mano ..

yo llevo semanas entrando pa ca y estas afuego..saludos loko ..

L said...

Supongo que si la chica no salio corriendo de primera intencion, hay posibilidades, continua con el romanceo, pero como dijo annette, por siaca, comprate un potecito de Bean-O

Manny said...

hola l, pero que es un Bean-O, algun tipo de anti tira peo?

L said...

www.beanogas.com los viejitos que vienen a verse a la oficina juran por esto!!!!, es un bloqueador de gas :P

Manny said...

ahh jeje.. se ve bueno el producto.. hay hasta un cupon en el website...

Lord Viagra said...

La manera de llegar al corazón de una mujer definitivamente no es a través del gas... :)

Manny said...

lord viagra, pues q tu me recomiendas hacer? Yo se que tirarse un peo asi porque si no es normal, pero al menos no dejo de ser yo... al final del camino ella va a tener que olerse mis peos en el carro, cine, sala, iglesia, etc...

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