Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Mujer con pies grandes = mujer bipolar


Como les había comentado, un amigo me dijo que las mujeres con pies grandes son bipolares. Yo le creo 100% porque el nunca me miente. El no se atreve porque si no le hago un laso vaquero y lo dejo durmiendo de dolor. Hoy me puse a pensar mas sobre esto y descubrí que tiene razón. Primero me di a la tarea de observar mujeres cercana a mi vida (mami y Maritere) para ver si tienen los pies grandes y ver si son bipolares. Maritere definitivamente tiene los pies grandes y se pone bipolar a menudo. Por ejemplo, anteayer yo le ofrecí mantecado de vainilla y me dijo que no. Al ratito la vi saliendo del cuarto, abrió el freezer y saco el mantecado de vainilla y se hizo una batida. Otro ejemplo, esta mañana estábamos hablando de que me iba a comprar un álbum de estampitas de los Ninja Turtles y me dijo charro e infantil. Horita la veo llegando a casa con un poster de Ernie Reyes Jr. que hace de Keno en Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze (mi película favorita de todos los tiempos). Estos son actos bipolares. Y por cierto, no incluyo las garroteras que le dan una vez mensual. Se pone como monito con virus de ebola. Por otra parte, mami no tiene los pies grandes y es tranquila. A veces se pone arisca, pero ella es un amor y un pancito de agua. Yo la quiero mucho y la cuido un montón. También me di cuenta que la nena que esta en la clase de mecánica, que tiene los pies grandes, es medio despistada. Hoy por la mañana la vi aplaudiendo sola. Tiene que ser bipolar. Bueno, si sigo con la evidencia los convenzo a todos fácilmente, pero les dejo con esto para comenzar con el debate amistoso.

51 comments:

Anonymous said...

Manny: conosco un hombre que tiene pie grande y es bipolar . Se debe hacer una encuesta sobre ese tema para determinar si es una de las caracteristicas de esta condicion y si es asi añadirlo al DSMIV manual de dignostico para condiciones mentales.

Alexia said...

Cuanto calzas tu? ?

Aca dicen que del tamaño que tengas el pie, tienes el ........

Asi que yo no creo eso de que los pies tengan algo que ver con la personalidad o con el tamaño de algo.

naaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

esto solo aplica a las mujeres... los hombres no

carol said...

Ahh pues yo no caigo ahi, soy 10 casi pero no llego :D (excepto cuando son zapatos baratos que siempre hay que comprarlos uno o dos sizes más grande)

Unknown said...

chevere carol, me alegra que no eres bipolar

Awilda I. Castro Suárez said...

Y dale con las mujeres de pies grandes son bipolares. Es como decir que los hombres que se hacen pajas todos los días a falta de carne verdadera son unos losers...bueno aunque para prueba un botón basta. Un abrazo...sigo en brote. Este clima me tiene mal.

Unknown said...

pues frida lo importante es que estemos de acuerdo en que podemos diferir..

mujer pies grandes = mujer bipolar

la ciencia lo demuestra, la experiencia lo sustenta...

L said...
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L said...

Ok Manny, segun tu la bipolaridad es igual al tamaño del pie multiplicado por los actos fuera de lo normal dividido por las incidencias de loquera mensual menos la posibilidad genetica de pies pequeños
B=PG*AFN/ILM-PGPP
Eso es toda una formula matematica y muchas veces haz dicho que la matematica es satanica, suspende la habladera de las mujeres, te estas convirtiendo en instrumento del diablo -lol

Alexia said...

Manny, te lo pongo mas claro, aca dicen que los hombres tienen el bicho, del tamaño del pie.

Si eso es cierto, entonces cabe la posibilidad que las mujeres de pies grandes sean bipolares.

Anonymous said...

Oye Manny...en verdad que no sé si sea verdad o mentira eso. Nunca había escuchado semenjante cosa. Ya que andas de investigador..mira a ver si encuentras algo sobre el mito de que la chica que tiene la frente grande y ancha tiene la chocha igual!! Esperaré!!

Unknown said...

l, yo no soy un instrumento del diablo... jajaja... yo no hablo mal de las mujeres, ademas yo no estoy juzgando a las bipolares.. hay hombres que le gusta estar con mujeres asi, a mi no... es igual a hombres que no le gusta estar con gorditas, a mi me da igual...

alecksya, aca tambien tenemos ese dicho... yo no se si es verdad peri mi pie es tamano 13 pulgadas y lo que tengo es un Bicho Kong

mucho bicho, esa es buena investigacion que propones... si sabes de eso me dejas saber jaja

Elidio La Torre Lagares said...

Yo no sé, yo calzaba 12 de zapatos, pero el otro día sucedió que me los tuve que comprar 13... estoy feliz

Unknown said...

que bueno elidio... bienvenido al club de los pies grandes.. menos mal que no somos mujeres porque seriamos bipolar

Girly said...

Jajaja, "monito con virus de ebola"!!!

Ay bendito... voy a tener que hacer "research" para averiguar eso del hombre y el tamaño de su pie y su miembro, jejeje. Hasta ahora, que no me había fijado en tamaño del pie, hombre flaquito y bajito fue equivalente a no sirvió para nada... gordito = a gordito (very good), y pues me reservo lo de mi marido porque todo bien ahi. Pero... hmmm... estoy en duda...

Y lo de la mujer... pues no sé... mi mai tiene el pie pequeño y es el demonio encarnado el 50% del día... definitivamente es bipolar, al igual que su hermana. Mi mejor amiga es 11 y siempre está encabroná, pero no sé le ve bipolar.

Yo no, yo soy 8.5-9.0 y se me puede ver Japi a no ser que haya una influencia externa que afecte mi estado del humor. A mí dame el mantecado que quieras después que me des una pastillita Lactaid para no morirme.

~ Shini ~

Elidio La Torre Lagares said...

Es cierto... lo de mis pies se dio yo creo en mi último cumpleaños, que me cantaron: "Que te crezca feliz, que te crezca feliz..."

cuidado con la Shini, Manny, tiene el pie grande...

Girly said...

jajaja, nooo, yo soy nena "buena" jajaja y so "nice" con to el mundo, jajaja.

~ Shini ~

Unknown said...

Hombres: ojo al pie grande de las mujeres, no quiero que surgan peleitas innecesarias

Anonymous said...

al contrario, yo considero que el echo de que una mujer tenga grandes los pies es algo muy dibino y sexy. Me encantan las mujeres de pies grandes tanto como me gusta el chocolate amargo ;).

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