Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Jose Castro buscando la paz

Jose Castro llego temprano a casa, parece que pa chichar con mi hermana, y lo primer que hace fue ir a mi cuarto y recogermelo. Yo no estaba en casa pa ese entonces, pero cuando regreso veo a Jose Castro pasandome el mapo por el cuarto. Yo entro y veo todo recogido, y me da una encabrona que cogo por el cuello a Jose Castro y le saco una cuchilla de mentira y le digo: "Quien carajo tu eres?". Jose Castro empezo a sudar y me dijo que queria ser mi amigo. Yo le dije que la unica forma en que el podria ser mi amigo es si se cambia de nombre, se opera la cara como Face/Off y me consigue ron y mujeres todos los dias. Jose Castro no supo que decir y se fue pal cuarto de mi hermana. No pasaron ni 5 minutos y comenzo el ruidido de la cama: estaban chichando.

Esto es lo ultimo que ha pasao con la desgracia humana de Jose Castro, el diablo hecho carne y con olor a la mierda de una mierda. Tu has visto un mojon cagando otro mojon? Pues eso es Jose Castro.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

T QUIERE COMER EL CULITO COMO C LO HIZO A TU HERMANA

Anonymous said...

O esta esperando que te duermas en los tres segundos para comerle el culo a tu mai cuidate Manny que el cabron puede ser tu padrastro

Ralkee said...

he entrado en dos ocasiones ya a leer lo mismo y me ronda una pregunta en mi cabeza:

Quien carajos es José Castro?

luego una foto de obama?

Creo que ya no te estoy entendiendo mucho.

Pero de todas maneras te saludaré tan amigablemente como siempre lo he hecho:
Hola Manny!:D

Unknown said...

Ralkee,

La foto de Obama la puse porque lo muestra cagando. Este Jose Castro es la cosa mas odiosa que puede existir....

Amen con pan para ti y espero me mandes fotos de tus mujeres desnudas

Popo said...

Nunca he tenido la dicha de ver un mojon cagando otro mojon. Eres un ser superior.

Cagalitroso said...

Manny no seas pendejo, escribe. Despues no te quejes que la gente se va pa' otros blogs.

Ley La Terrorista said...

Manny cabron no es mi culpa estaba borracha esa noche Jose Castro solo fue una noche de locura y tu te quedaste dormido y no querias hacer na'pues que mas podia hacer yo si el tipo sera un cabron pero tiene un tremendoooo........corazon. El se ofrecio de voluntario pa'resolverme en lo que tu resucitabas no seas asi con el deja que le de cajeta a tu sis :)

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