Anoche me comí unas chuletas can-can y hoy amanecí raro. Tengo nausea, se me sube la adrenalina de momento y me dan ganas de cagar pero cuando voy al baño lo que sale es mucho peo. Yo no se si estoy contaminao con alguna bacteria o me dio el virus porcino, pero estoy hoy encerrado en casa porque no quiero que se le pegue o me peguen a mi algo que me vaya a matar. Y no hay nada peor que morir con mierda en el estomago. Eso es como ir a Time Out, ganar un cojonal de tickets y nunca redimo un premio. Me tire un peo ahora mismo mientras escribía. Esas chuletas estaban cargadas de carne y chicharrón y me las comí con amarillos y ensalada de remolacha y maíz. Lo mas cabron es que cuando me tiro un peo siendo las nalgas mojarse un poquito pero cuando meto el deo pa ver si hay mierda no siento na. Horita me puse a jugar Wii pa ver si se me aliviaba la nausea, pero me dio mas. Me voy a tener que acostar temprano porque no quiero mañana salir con olor a sopa de mierda y la mujer motora se de cuenta.
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Me esta que lo de la mujer motora va a terminar como terminó lo de Solymar. Por culpa de un canto 'e mierda y una pendejada tuya.
Pidele a esa mujer que te ponga un enema de cafe. Y despues vas donde Ortoman para que te ponga una de leche...
Que vas a sentir, si tienes el roto del culo como tapa de dron.
Combo corillo, to' el mundo pa' este blog, hoy por la noche (Desde las 8 P.M):
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manny esas chuletas can can son peligrosas ten cuidado...
El deo en el fondillo? Cada dia que pasa te delatas mas. Manny ponte un supositorio de carne.
Manny....posiblemente ese lechón estaba bellaco cuando lo mataron!! Y como maldición se te pegó esa pendejá!! ANÓNIMO!! Eres un cabrón embustero....me metí en esa página y dice que no existe!! Algo pusiste mal!! De castigo me la voy a raspar a nombre de tu mamá!!
las chuletas can can son la ostia pero la pizza dan mas ganas de cagar!
chuletas can-can que ricas son !
Diablo Hijoeputa, probablemente le hayas dado copy paste hasta a las comillas (''). Por eso no te salio ná. Era el link na' mas, imbecil, te la raspastes a nombre mio y yo que no me he bañau desde hace 3 dias. No te apestaba la mano a sobaco cuando terminastes?
jaja mano a mi me apestan las manos a mazorca que llevaba como 5 dias en agua
Que cojones, era a nombre de mi mai :/
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