Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Si la gasolina fuera gratis…


Esta es una lista de cosas que yo haría o que pasarían si la gasolina fuera gratis

1. Iría a Mayagüez a comprar brazo gitano y pagaría con dinero de Monopolio

2. Me tiraria esnu y con tenis desde un paracaídas. Al final caigo encima de un carro en movimiento en el expreso. Y un policía me para y me da chicle.

3. Seria amigo de Aníbal Acevedo Vila y nos pasaríamos chateando sobre productos de limpiar los oídos

4. Super Mario Bros. 3 es senda mierda

5. Robaría un banco y enterraba el dinero en el vertedero que esta detrás de Plaza las Américas. Cuando lo vuelva a sacar, el dinero se convertirá en petróleo

6. Pongo camarita en el baño de Chilis de Guaynabo

7. Voy a México a cantar las mañanitas con dos españoles borrachos

8. Me raspo una casqueta y con la leche hago un bizcocho de chocolate

9. El Amen con Pan seria una canción de Los Beatles

10. Papi cambiaria la palangana por un dron de basura del municipio de Bayamón, los que tienen el sticker de los PNP es Dios.


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Y ESA VIEJA MOJON....VAYA LA VIEJA FIAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JAJAJAJA

Unknown said...

esa vieja tiene la chocha podria

Lady Ambar said...

Acuerdense, que gallina vieja pa caldo sirve.

Unknown said...

jaja.. foo

Tendo said...

Asi es zamanta, "gallina vieja... el caldo le sabe a chocha".

Unknown said...

mano un caldo con sabor a vieja debe saber a gongoli

Fran said...

yo quiero del biscocho ese de chocolate.

Anonymous said...

fooooooooooooooooooooo

Anonymous said...

Si fuera gratis muchos seriamos felices jaja, no estaria quedandome mas tiempo en casa. La mas barata me cuesta $4.38 el galon, no puedo dar tanta vuelta. :(

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