Monday, March 10, 2008

¿Como conquistar una mujer tetona?

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Lista de las cosas mas importantes que un hombre debe hacer para conquistar una mujer tetona y bien rica. Estas cosas las aprendi hablando con mi vecino, un deambulante de Bayamon y un tio. No todas me las he aplicado porque no las entiendo pero pronto espero hacerlo. Se que son controversiales, disculpa si ofende a alguien. Comenta por favor.

1. Usar siempre perfume Old Spice (Sieempreee!!!!)
2. Tenis negras (me lo vas a agradecer despues)
3. Si vas a llegar tarde a un sitio, llega con un vasito de Pollo Tropical y mirando pal frente para demostrar confianza y alta autoestima
4. Beber whiskey
5. Hacerte un tatuaje en el bicho de una cobra
6. Dormir con musica puesta
7. Afeitarte las bolas y coger el pelo para abono
8. Ponerte una camisa que diga: "Soy Sexo"
9. De vez en cuando ir a jangear al Condado, por el Normandie, engabanao y solo.
10. Aparentar que trabajas en una firma de abogados en la Milla de Oro
11. Tu pelicula favorita de ahora en adelante es The Godfather
12. Cuando una mujer te hable, picheale. Las mujeres tetonas con como los puppys. Mientras mas la ignores, mas te ama.

46 comments:

Tendo said...

jajaja manny esa de ir engabanao por el Normandie solo se escucha bien, yo tengo una camisa que dice... "tocame el pene y te regalo 20 dolares" las mujeres siempre se vuelven locas cuando me la pongo... otra buena idea seria, decirles que tienes parkinson en la etapa mas fuerte pero estas tan cangri que te lo aguantas y no se nota. a las mueres simpre le gustan los hombres luchadores y fuertes...

Mayra said...

Lo del Old Spice es cierto... Olvidense del Axe!

Manny said...

tienes toda la razon tendo... esa de parkinson se oye cabrona... Dios es amor.

amen con pan

Manny said...

mayra, Old Spice es la cosa mas grande que existe despues del Agua Maravilla y el Alcoholado con hojitas por dentro.

scanmellllllll said...

Manny!!!!

Ven aca y darle serenata a una mujer con musica de Raphet...Orville Miller , Oscar Solo y de Loubriel..eso brega????

Andros ]+[

Manny said...

scanmelll, eso brega pero no para mujeres tetonas

scanmellllllll said...

Manny:

solo por curiosidad...tu pagina tiene unas pic arriba de una silla , un mojon , un chamaco oriental con un muñeco super feo , 2 kilos de coca (no estoy seguro) un guiro y un soldado que creo es una foto de una pelicula viejisima de algo de terror o de horror de los 80's...

esas fotos tienen un significado en particular???..es pura jodedera?? ...mas cabronerias??? ...es una clave secreta???.. me equivoque en alguna de las fotos??

Dito pai..la curiosidad es grande...TENDO..si me lees este comentario tu pagina tambien tiene una fotos claves..eres el proximo que le voy a preguntar..

Andros ]+[

Manny said...

scanmell, si hay un mensaje secreto en el banner.... cientos de personas han tratado de decifrarlo pero nadie ha podido.. en de la foto del soldado es el Amolao, en la pelicula de Chevy.. y en que tu dices que son dos kilos de coca no es cierto, eso son dos pampers

Martín said...

Entré a este blog mientras buscaba ver unos buenos senos y encontré este catálogo poco serio sobre como conquistar una tetona, y la foto de un bala musculoso planchando. Vamos Manny! que selección de material es esa! Hay que esforzarse un poco más.
Por otro lado, no se que pasa en Puerto Rico, pero en Argentina el Old Spyce es locion de viejos.

Anonymous said...

MARTIN QUE BRUTO ERES! HEELLOO NO ENTIENDES QUE ES BROMEANDO.

Anonymous said...

QUE MASCA BICHO ERES MARTIN.ERES MAS BRUTO QUE CALLUTO.

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Te contesto a vos Anonymous, yo también estaba bromeando, solo que en una frecuencia demasiado alta para tus modesto intelecto. El que cree que alguien puede ser tan bruto, lo que demuestra es su propia brutalidad.

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