Thursday, March 10, 2011

Peli-Culeando: Justin Bieber Never Say Never 3D

Opinión sobre post: 

Lo prometido es deuda. Hoy comenzamos con un segmento que anunciamos hace un tiempo atrás. Le di la encomienda a un sobrinito lejano a que de vez en cuando escribiera sobre películas de interés. Aquí les pongo su primera critica. Si te interesa escribir reseñas sobre películas, me avisas cabrón.

Primero que nada sino fuera por mi tío no podría escribir este segmento de películas para el gran Manny… ‘Stas Cabron Tío!... Gracias a él puedo, o ver las películas “R” en el cine haciéndose pasar por mi pai’, o consigue los  mejores Bit Torrents en el Internet cuando se tardan con cojones en poner las películas en el Caribbean Cinemas de Rio Hondo.

Así que vamos a hablar claro. Hay par de películas que valen la pena ver en el cine y otras que es mejor bajar por Internet… Y cuando todo esta súper mierdoso… Pornhub.com nunca me falla!

Aquí esta mi experto análisis.

Justin Bieber Never Say Never 3D:
En verdad yo no tenia ningún interés en ver esta película. Pero mi tío me obligo a ir al cine a verla con el… par de veces, y una vez llegue a la sala me di cuenta de su gran sabiduría. Eso esta forrao’ de nenas… todo el tiempo… y no solo chamaquitas, hay doñas y to’ brincando y cantando con la música asquerosa de ese mamoncito. Lo mas cabrón de todo es que como tienen las gafas 3D puestas, no se dan cuenta cuando te las estas ligando! Pero en serio esa película es una bellaquera para cualquier fémina que se presente a verla. Salen todas sudadas después que se acaba la peli!  Mi tío se conecto a par de doñitas y me dijo que llego a bellaquear con ellas mientras escuchaban el CD de Justin Beiber en su apartamento en Santurce. Eres mi fuckin’ Idolo!


Conclusión: La película esta hijoeputa… siempre y cuando este en el cine. Recomiendo gastar un poco mas de chavos y verla en Montehiedra, hay un chorro de nenas bien buenas.

Esto ha sido todo por hoy. Manny, cabrón… gracias por el espacio en tu blog.
¡Cágate en mi madre!

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

que clase de basura

Sin_Memoria said...

mierda mierdoso

Manny Colón said...

jajaja misión cumplida.

Anonymous said...

Manny, no te hagas pasar por tu sobrino para decir que vas al cine a ligarte a Justin Bieber. !Canto e' bugarron!

Manny Colón said...

jajaja anonimo, hablando claro.. sin broma.. fue mi sobrinito lejado..

coloraita said...

Q claje infeliz.. To pa Los hombres y no ponen trukitos pa las mujeres.

Al que le pesan said...

Tomando nota jaja

Anonymous said...

Que chulito, jajajjaja me rei un monton en ningun momento hablo de la pelicula asi se hace . Hay que sacar ventaja de lo que se puede de lo demas , pues gozate la vidsa, esto se esta acabando! jejejejej " two tumbs up your ass" jajajjajajajaja

Mierdoso said...

Jejejejeje hay que reirse. Manny, eres un bellaco DTB-PEC.

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