Sunday, August 31, 2008

Espalda llena de pú

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Me estaba chequeando un rash que me dio en la espalda y note que tenia muchos barritos saliéndome. Parece como si me hubiese caído radiación y me estuviese convirtiendo en un mutante chistoso que se pasa comiendo arroz frío en una bolsa de Pueblo y de tenedor usa una bombilla rota. Ver tanto barrito lleno de pus blanco me asusto con cojones que me puse a ver por Internet que es lo que ocasiona el acne. Leí por ahí que si un sapo te mea que a la piel le sale verrugas y pelo. Menos mal que no fue un sapo, pero quien sabe si fue otro animal de esos de pantano o de mangle. Me puse a leer mas y vi que el acne lo ocasiona también el stress y la falta de alimentación. En cuanto a eso, yo no tengo stress, yo vivo tranquilo y en armonía con el ambiente. Y en la alimentación, yo como bien, rico, saludable y con mucho queso. En verdad que no entiendo porque me sale porque nada de eso pega conmigo. Quizás es que me echaron algo mientras dormía como una vez le hice yo a mi vecino que le eche pica pica en la espalda y cuando se despertó amaneció ensangrentado y con vomito. Después de eso no lo volví a hacer, menos mal que nunca supo que fui yo. Yo culpe a otro vecino que era testigo de Jehová y que siempre lo cogiamos de punto cuando jugábamos baloncesto.

39 comments:

scanmellllllll said...

Manny!!!!

La verdad del caso es que no se que comentarte....

Andros el cabezon ]+[

Maru said...

Querido hermano scanmellllllll, vi que estas número 1 en los más mierda que hablan. No sabes cuán orgullosa estoy de ti. Le escribí a nuestras tías y demás familiares y lo celebraron como si te hubieras ganado el premio Nobel, porque como no saben de qué fue el premio que ganaste, pues estan bien orgullosas que a fin de cuentas es lo que importa.

Manny, eres el Donald T. de los blogs.

Manny said...

andros, tu comentario es lo que vale

maru. gracias por llamarme Donald T yo siempre he querido serlo aunque me digan comemierda

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Gajonauta said...

Te acostaste en las camas del motel? Seguro de ahi se te pego. Esos matresses son un nido de sifilis y hongo vaginal.

Manny said...

gajonauta, nosotros limpiamos esa camas con amor.. ahi no hay na, ni sida ni cancer

Gajonauta said...

Con amor? Con lo que hacen en esas camas lo que necesitan es limpiarlas con un lanzallamas.

Si el mejor de los jabones antibacteriales solo mata el 99.9% de las bacterias, multiplica ese .1% por los billones de espermatozoides muertos, vih's y fetos de ladilla, incluyendo los que quedan flotando en el aire y se depositan en la cama despues que la limpien y te quedara un numero substancial de razones para entrar en un cuarto de motel con ropa de astronauta.

Yo me imagino que limpian las camas con amor (y espero que guantes desechables) pero las putas y los tecatos tambien se vienen con mucho amor. Pero puedo estar equivocado. A lo mejor la gente que va a los moteles son gente de bien: pura, casta e inocente.

Eniwei, no se me enoje, que no lo dije por ofender.

Ralkee said...

aleeee una espalda con pus eso si que es muy mala onda, pero ni modos.

a proposito manny, te has fijado que si pones en el google entre comillas

"le apesta la boca"

el primer resultado es una entrada a tu blog?

y no lo digo yo, lo dice google que ya pesa

en fin, aqui ando saludandote espero que todo este bien por alla.

Besos a mamá.

Manny said...

ralkee es que este blog esta tan y tan pegao que sale donde sea....

scanmellllllll said...

Maru!!!

Te adoro hermanita chulis!!!

Ralkee!!!!

Pendiente al Yahoo messenger!!!

Manny!!!

Asi se llama el detergente de lavar las telas del motel>>> AMOR??? donde lo compran en SAMS CLUB????

Gajonauta!!!...me has hecho reir tanto que por poco me caigo de la silla...


Andros ]+[

NiceGirlPR said...

Comprate el Proactive y echatelo que eso te lo cura.

Manny said...

Proactive vale caro con cojones y no hace na.. a mi me dijeron que el meao de cabra cura el acne...

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