Wednesday, June 04, 2008

La teta de mi hermana is back!


Estaba de lo mas tranquilo bebiendo cerveza en el sofá de casa, viendo televisión y comiendo Doritos, cuando de momento mi hermana entra encojona a casa. Estaba llorando. Yo me pare pa ver que carajo pasaba. Cuando voy pal cuarto y abro la puerta, mi hermana se quitaba la ropa y me enseño sin querer la teta podría que tiene. Me dio un asco tan cabron que vomite el sándwich de albóndigas que me di dos horas antes. No vomite mucho pero vomite una albóndiga entera. Por alguna razón la albóndiga se reconstruyo en mi estomago. Que cosa mas rara, pero es verdad. Mi hermana cerro la puerta y me dijo que me fuera pal carajo. Yo quería preguntarle que le paso a la teta esa pero no me atreví y me fui pal cuarto a ver porno para que se me fuera de la mente esa imagen asquerosa de una teta con barritos, cicatrices, pu, pelo, con la forma de un dragón y puntiagudo como una bota de vaquero.

47 comments:

  1. Huy, tan aterradora es? Es como un perro con sasna?

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  2. fulanito, peor que eso... en verda

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  3. Manny... todavia seguis violeta?

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  4. esa teta tiene mas colores que Speed Racer

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  5. Manny sacale una foto!!

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  6. anonima chulita, tiene que haber trueque de fotos si no hay foto tuya como sea aunquesea pa manny y pa mi no hay foto de teta distrofia, bum cayo la piedra la madre el que hable.

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  7. tendo, tu eres un dios entre la tierra.. tu siempre dices la verdad y nunca mientes porque eres mas sabio que Luis Ferre

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  8. Que asco! No le digas nada pero puedes insinuar que las tetas son lo mejor del mundo cuando no tienen esas caracteristicas q describes en ella.

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  9. Entonces es como un chorrizo podrido?

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  10. A la verdad que en este pais se sobran los vulgares que se quieren guillar de payasos.

    Espero respetes mi opinion y no te ofendas.

    de hecho, no vuelvo por aqui.

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  11. jajajaja.. el anonimo amargao is back!

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  12. Manny yo creo que esa es tu hermana o es el tipo con senos del post que tu pusistes la otra vez.

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  13. Contra Manny....

    LLeva a Maritere aunque sea borracha con sidra, al medico chico...cumple con tu deber de hermano....a lo mejor tiene mastitis...o se la chupo un boquisusio...

    Pero eso te ayuda pa promocion para Gobernador con "PRO" Tetas lindas para todas !!!!

    Andros ]+[

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  14. yo quiero ayudarla pero no me atrevo preguntarle

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  15. a lo mejor lo q le pasó fue q su chico le vio la teta y le dijo q ni loco le metia mano. Y pues por eso llegó encojona.

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  16. Tu describes a tu hermana como bien ramdom...

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  17. No se... que te da cosa, que tiene la bubbie destrosada

    yo quisiera ver una foto de tu hermana

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  18. yo le tumbe una foto de ella pero no tengo como ponerla aqui.. no tengo scaner

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  19. VAYA K TETAAA MMMMMMMMMM ME EXITE TANTO K VOTE DEMACIA DE LECHEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMM

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  20. Manny no tienes una camara digital?

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  21. Manny o le tiras una foto del celu

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  22. no tengo camara.. ojala tuviera una... yo no tengo celu, lo que uso es el telefono de casa

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  23. Jajaja no te creo! Tu hermana sabe lo que dices de ella aqui? Una vez vi la foto de una teta toda podrida, mas bien el pezon, hasta gusanos le salian!

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  24. Wacala Gatita, no puedo ni imaginarme algo asi. Me imagino q debe ser traumatizante.

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  25. quizas esa era la teta de mi hermana

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  26. Anonima Chulita y Manny, de verdad que se veia nasty, no encuentro la foto pero en mi busqueda encontre otra cosa, dejo el link para que vean. Resulto ser fake pero imaginense que de verdad pase algo asi?
    http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/breastrash.asp

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  27. si tiene la teta asi como tendra la chocha?

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  28. como estan las patas aqui

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