Thursday, September 20, 2007

¿Por que los peos apestan? La saga continua


Ayer fui con mi novia a Costco a comprar carne y papel de culo, pero antes de bajarme del carro me tire un peo bien cabron. Rápido que me lo tire dentro del carro, salí del carro y cerré la puerta bien rápido. Deje el peo atrapado en el carro. Nos fuimos pa dentro de Costco y estuvimos viendo los televisores, los juegos, la música, las películas, unos libros ahí, la comida y cogimos una muestra que tenían de pollo con salsa BBQ. Yo siempre que voy a Costco la paso cabron, mas cabron que ir al cine… lo disfruto mucho. También me gusta Sams, son gemelitos. Después de 3 horas en Costco, teníamos el carrito bien lleno de cosas porque nos antojamos de otras cosas en el camino. Fuimos a la caja a pagar todo lo que queríamos. Al salir, compramos pizza en la cafetería que ellos tienen adentro. Esas pizzas están bien buenas. Cuando terminamos de comer nos fuimos con el carrito de vuelta al carro. Yo estaba empujando el carrito, pero tenia una goma jodia y el carrito se iba de lado. Había que estar todo el tiempo empujándolo pal frente bien duro. Al llegar al carro, mi novia abre el baúl y echo todo lo que compramos adentro. Tan pronto mi novia abre la puerta del carro y se sienta ella empieza a gritar de que hay una peste cabrona a culo explotao con mierda y ratón podrio con vomito de perro con sagna. Yo metí la cabeza pa oler, y era cierto. El peo que me tire como 3 horas antes todavía estaba dentro del carro. No se quiso ir. Me quería esperar y darme una bofetada. En verdad que no entiendo por que el peo no se fue. Alguno aquí sabe o me puede explicar.

20 comments:

  1. Aaaah!! quien sera el mamao q te esta spameando... me cago en ti y en tu spam y en tu spam clasico q te comes con una libra de pan todos los dias... bueno manny yo pienso q los peos es algo la cual hay que tener un cuidado increible, no se puede jugar con este tipo de energia a menos que sepas bregar con ella, ya ves lo que paso en shernobil y en hiroshima, tirate uno de vez en cuando pero dejale eso a los profecionales y a Dios...

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  2. tengo, ese tipo no se porque pose ese link que no tiene sentido...
    tienes razon, el peo es una energia pero porque apesta.. si Dios lo creo, pq huele mal?.. Dios no huele a peo.

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  3. manny hay peos vengativos ya que ellos se alegran que otras narices lo conozcan saludos.

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  4. jaja.. eduardo... mis peos son asesinos y ninjas

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  5. Conocí un tipo que tiraba peos asesinos como tu dices, donde quiera rompia grupos. En fin lo que tenia era cancer en el colon. Cuidate.

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  6. tenia cancer??? ahy noo, jodio cancer ese... le sale a uno hasta en el bicho

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  7. Estas Kbron... pero es cierto, yo cuando quiero joder y rompr grupo me tiro un buen PEO asecino y se jodio el ambiente/

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  8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CREO QUE ME TIRE UN PEO RIENDOME MIENTRAS LEIA! BUEN DETALLE ... Maldito Jangueo En Cotsco Hizo Que MI Novia Me Dejara Por Una De Esas Pizzas !

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