Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Las maravillas de la palabra culo


La persona que se inventó o dijo por primera vez la palabra culo se merece un premio bien cabrón. Esta simple palabra busca describir la idea general de la parte del cuerpo por donde uno caga. En vez de llamarlo cagadero, lo llamaron culo. Yo pienso que esto tuvo que ser una decisión bien importante en la historia de la humanidad. Culo. ¿Por que culo? No es una palabra que tenga relación directa con mierda, mojón, churra, el acto de cagar, peo, caca y pelo anal. ¿Cual es su origen? Me puse a buscar por Google su significado, pero no encontré mucho. Lo mas que vi fueron diferentes situaciones donde se usa la palabra culo. Varios ejemplos son: “besa mi culo”, “come culo” y “culo apestoso”. Me estuvo curioso que nadie habla sobre el origen de esta hermosa palabra. Culo. Todos los humanos nacieron con uno y la gran mayoría de los animales tienen uno. Culo rima con humo, uno, peludo, zancudo, puto y churro. Muchas veces se usa la palabra culo para describir sentimientos, por ejemplo, “esto esta como arroz con culo”. Para muchas naciones esta palabra es vulgar y evitan decirla. Lo que hacen es cambiarla por su sinónimo aburrido: la palabra ano. Yo siempre uso culo, para todo lo que sea relacionado a cosas de mierda. No le tengo miedo decirlo frente a mis padres, amigos, vecinos, panadero y al pastor de la iglesia. Dios bendiga el culo y al creador de la palabra que sin lugar a dudas recibió inspiración divida del cielo.




25 comments:

  1. Este blog además de ser vísceral reafirma la identidad puertorriqueña. jejeje.

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  2. hola the box observer... yo soy de aqui como el coqui, cristiano y penepe. Amen

    por cierto la foto esta que puse fue lo mas cercano a como es mi culo.. pa ser honesto

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  3. pero mira si tiene hasta un lunar cerca de la raja estas seguro que ese no es tu culo?

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  4. jajaja... anonimo eso lo dejo a la imaginacion jaja

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  5. Ay Manny, hoy si creo que me dara un paro cardiaco de la risa....

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  6. alecksya.. mi pichona.. yo me preocupo por la salud de mis fans... no quiero saber que te moriste leyendo un blog de culos y tetas de un tipo llamado Manny jajaja... me alegra verte por aqui.

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  7. OMG Manny ..es que tu estas de ping..Jaaaaaaaaaaaaa Estoy aqui llorando de la risa.....jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. No no mañana voy amandarle el link a todo el mundo. jaaaaaaaa Por tu culpa se me daño el maquillaje de la risa que tengo...Hoy si que es verdad que te graduaste de culonologo.jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  8. hola yo!... me alegro que te gusto. lo hice con mucho amor para todos... mandaselo a todos tus amigos, amiguitos, jevitos, amigas, viudas, etc y si hay solteras dile que estoy jamon

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  9. que bueno que ahora soy culonologo!

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  10. oh y by the way si ese es tu culo pues fijate tu culo tuvo sus minutos de fame lmao

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  11. jaja.. no es mi culo, pero es lo mas cercano al mio.. yo soy mas quemaito y mas gordin

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